Ok, in my head Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is written out of the official canon and surprise it was just fanfiction and nothing more. I hated everything about it as a real book after so many years of having the harry potter series finished. It did have a couple good quotable moments though, to remind me that you can write a book as full of bad tropes and cliches and reawakening of … I’m gonna stop myself from ranting, you get that I think it’s bad.
This is a quote said by Scorpio to Albus:
To which Albus answers: “No offense, but I’d choose someone massive and really good at magic.” Cute.